I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
i think i just lost a toe
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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