This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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