that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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