He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
God I need to hump something, right now.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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