is your mom at the bar?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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