ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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