I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
the day after is always just damage control
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
