So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Randomize
