So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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