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  • I'm jacking off to this post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:15pm
  • Uhh what? There's pot in heaven?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:03pm
  • THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:51am
  • Hey... My brother lives in a van down by the river... In Austrailia-and I envy him like hell.

    Submitted by karlos9575 on May 6, 10 at 5:25pm
  • Lol 1:48. I'll be there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:07pm
  • you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river... when.. you're livin in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER! -Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:18pm
  • doubt there's anything in heaven people, because it doesn't exist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:18am
  • I'M SICKOVIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAMINASHI YOU'RE SUSPENDED!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:04pm
  • I will shove this chalk up your nose and out your finger, and that's IMPOSSIBLE - Coach Hines

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:03pm
  • If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:56am
  • If thats really what heaven is like, then i am goibg. Count me in on this trip!!!!!! -Amanda

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:04pm
  • Do u think Obama is a piece of shit cause he's black and has a bigger dick than all his predecessors?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:50am
  • But the sinners get the lawyers...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:22am
  • Fourth! Lol jk im not braggin bout that like these other stupids lol this is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:02pm
  • i wouldnt say all that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:07pm
  • We definitely have pot and we have all the best musicians who ever lived performing for eternity. I'll see what I can do about the lasers, it may interfere with our disco ball. -Satan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:48am
  • Where do we go when we die?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:26am
  • 3:50 - Bigger dick just means bigger inability to think when the blood rushes south of the brain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:35am
  • I've already had that trio of things...well Roger Waters in place of Pink Floyd, but it works. And there was acid. Lots of acid. So with basic reasoning, Coachella is heaven? It's a good thing I'm going every year!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:57pm
  • I never knew I lived in heaven, HOLY SHIT I GUESS IT IS REAL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:52am
  • Are you guys stupid or something? The irony here is that everything that is fun is something you'd end up in hell for, meaning heaven must be boring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:29am
  • Obama is a worthless piece of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:51am
  • psh this is stupid there's def lasers in hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:46pm
  • Pot in heaven doesn't seem right... And well, if a single sin sends you to hell, goes no one gets all the weed they want.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:17pm
  • Do any of you morons know what a literary device it? This is pure irony. It's saying that everything that got you into hell is what all of the non sinners get to enjoy after living a clean, godly life. It's biblical irony.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:31pm
  • way to tell em like it is 9:18

    Submitted by Tamahimik on Apr 4, 10 at 11:08pm
  • Damn...I want to go to heaven!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:14pm
  • We need jeff to straighten this out. The REAL jeff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:34am
  • I think that's a Billy Joel song.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:08am
  • If that's what awaits those in heaven, then I want to live a good life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:32pm
  • Obama is a worthless piece of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:36am
  • *9:18. Hard to see numbers on the iPhone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:46am
  • Ed Zachery 9:13. Ed Zachery

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:45am
  • hell is for acid, thats where its at you idiots

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:45am
  • WTF is up with that?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:22pm
  • Sounds like heaven to me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:52am
  • doubt theres pot in heaven but that does sound heavenly, but i hear the disco biscuits play in hell with wild lights, weed, coke mdma and ketamines , sign me up for hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:43am
  • 531 listening to pink Floyd will not send anyone to hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:41am
  • Charles Rutherfors thinks heaven for you means staring in a bukakke movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:25am
  • This is the best text on tfln. Congratulations.

    Submitted by BlackDS on Jan 12, 12 at 1:02am
  • shitty b/c all the goody goodies wont even smoke the pot so send that shit down to hell, we'll all smoke it down there :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:36am
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