WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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