Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
