garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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