Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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