Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
