I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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