How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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