Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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