There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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