what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I love you. Go after that dick
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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