Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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