theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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