How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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