Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Randomize
