he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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