Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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