Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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