OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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