I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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