Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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