so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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