Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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