Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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