is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
