I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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