You really coming over, don't trick.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
