How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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