Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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