this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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