I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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