I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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