how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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