So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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