good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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