Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(212): View more from New York

We won't sleep together?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough

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(740): View more from Ohio

I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this

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