Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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