have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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