My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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