Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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