I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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