...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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